Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  2023 ranked

  No one does a line read like Rachel Sennott. Our generation’s funniest actor possibly!

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  2023 ranked

  This is kinda like when Candace became the queen of mars

Popular reviews

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  The Last Song 2010

  ★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2017 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Every Nicholas Sparks movie is just some basic romance between cardboard characters for the first 2/3, and then suddenly: CANCER.

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  The Scooby-Doo Project 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2017 1

  Daphne: My feet hurt! 

  Velma: You’re the one who wore high heels to go hiking! 

  Daphne: Well at least I TRY to look feminine! 

  Velma: *silence* 

  Me: Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead