Alison

Like Kurosawa I make mad films,
Okay I don't make films,
But if I did they'd have a samurai

Favorite films

  • Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
  • Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators!

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  • Total Recall

    ★★★★★

  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★½

  • Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence

    ★★★★★

  • The Last Emperor

    ★★★★½

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★½

    I am born anew. I am one of M. Night's strongest soldiers and I will take up weird arms MacGuyver'd from gardening tools against the haters.

  • Kimi

    Kimi

    ★★★★½

    Minus half a star for the scene where she gets off the light rail at UW Station to get to an office building in Lower Queen Anne

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  • Thunderpants

    Thunderpants

    ★★★★

    Thunderpants II: Fart Harder
    Thunderpants III: In the Court of the Flatulent King
    Thunderpants IV: Staring into the Arse of the Abyss
    Thunderpants V: I Have No Arse and I Must Fart
    Thunderpants: Fart and Rebirth
    End of Thunderpants
    Thunderpants: 1.0 You Can't (Fart) Alone
    Thunderpants: 2.0 You Can't (Fart) Again
    Thunderpants: 3.0 You Can (Not) Unfart
    Thunderpants: 3.0 + 1.0

  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    ★★★★★

    or How Bond Learned to Stop Being a Prude and Stick it to the Man

    Man, this movie is great. Like, REALLY great. I honestly don't understand why some people don't like it. They only major complaint that I can begin to understand is how people might not enjoy Lazenby's performance, but I think that he does a fine job and is a better Bond than Connery in his later, more disinterested appearances. Beyond that, I guess the dinner scene…