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Favorite films

  • Phenomena
  • Dead & Buried
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • The Muppet Movie

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  • Conversations with a Killer: The John Wayne Gacy Tapes

    ★½

  • Dark Tourist

    ★★

  • American Psycho

    ★★★★★

  • Return of the Jedi

    ★★★

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  • Conversations with a Killer: The John Wayne Gacy Tapes

    Conversations with a Killer: The John Wayne Gacy Tapes

    ★½

    Joe Berlinger went from directing one of the greatest documentaries of all time to producing 4 hour Netflix clip shows of burly guys with gray mustaches going "...and this was the seventies!" Then listing all the technology they didn't have in the seventies

    Let that be my review of the Ted Bundy Tapes too except that one was at least good and benefited from a built-in narrative, whereas this one is a drawn-out sequel of a successful gimmick if I ever…

  • Dark Tourist

    Dark Tourist

    ★★

    I appreciate steering away from over-reliance on "other cultures' customs are weird crazy right" and the quirky palate-cleansers but there's something so grating about screeching Lib Theroux-apprentice concluding every journey to poverty/totalitarian regimes/orphans malformed by nuclear fallout like "really makes you think how lucky we are to not live here" voiceover ESPECIALLY if you're hitching that to the soulful rewards of crude vouyeurism.. There's literally a "dark tourist" who gets his rocks off hanging out in active war zones and…

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

    Sophie and I are watching Degrassi on youtube and I cannot begin to explain how much this ad makes us wanna burn our house down with us in it. 

    Get ready
    What in the matrix
    Aiahahahahahahdaja
    SHOWTIME
    What's up doc? 
    You gotta win this battle and get our son back
    Waaaaaaah
    Bugs pull it together
    If you lose this game all the toons will be deleted forever 
    Jaw drops
    space jam a new legacy
    In cinemas july 16th 

  • Bedtime for Bonzo

    Bedtime for Bonzo

    ★★½

    Strangely enough not the worst film I've seen starring an ape nor the worst film I've seen starring a future US president