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  • Ghostbusters
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Gladiator
  • Braveheart

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  • A Quiet Place Part II


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Pinned reviews

  • The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

    The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf


    Wet Dream of the Dark Fantasy Devotee

    Top five signs (in no particular order) why this animated prequel and The Witcher franchise as a whole is a necessity in your life, as opposed to an option:

    Quen - Because it efficiently (and with brutal beauty) protects you from boredom.

    Aard - Because it holds nothing back. As in, there's no fluid from the human body that it won't unabashedly display. It'll also plough you in ways that you've never been…

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


    Love how John Malkovich, in the midst of losing his marbles and getting ready for the loony bin, turns to Charlie Sheen for advice. That right there is when the film transcends from great, bizarre fun to a surrealistic masterpiece.

Recent reviews

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    Shhh...shut the fuck up...I'm enjoying this!

  • Kate



    Mary Elizabeth Wickstead for the win as go-for-broke gaijin! Born in '84, just like yours truly (she on November 28th, me on September 28th). She needs no birthday bias though, because this lady can really hold her own as a badass assassin, ruling the rooftops of Tokyo as well as being a queen of kickassery down below. An unexpected treat of an actioner, enjoyable through and through, emanating some highly appealing Cyberpunk 2077 vibes. I'm now disappointed in my own country though for not projecting any anime onto big city scyscrapers. Sweden still has a long way to go there, I'm sad to say.

Popular reviews

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    God creates dinosaurs

    God destroys dinosaurs

    God creates Steven Spielberg

    Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs

    Dinosaurs inspire man

    Man destroys God

    The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow

    Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers a beloved childhood favorite and puts most of the pieces back in a satisfying, nostalgic and highly entertaining fashion, if also neglecting the importance of character and the great, oh-so-great value of Goldblumian acting capabilities.

    Second-rate writers inherit the earth

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


    A moderator has removed this review.