Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Creating the Lord of the Rings Symphony

Recent activity

  • The Worst Person in the World


  • Sinister


  • Moonfall


  • The Black Phone


Pinned reviews

  • Moonfall



    One small step for the moon 🌕

    One giant leap back for cinema 🎥

    And no shifting either way in my affectionate relationship to disaster porn 🌋🌪️🔥🌀 🌊 ☢️ ☣️

  • Elvis



    Shook Up, Stripped Down

    Greatest treat: Coke-fueled. Ants-in-pantsy. Whatever you wanna call it, the energy levels of this film is something else. Love the style and visual presentation, tenderly.

    Weakest element: For better and worse, Luhrmann's supposed approach of "a little less conversation, a little more action please" comes with gravitas leaving the building.

    Films that came to mind:

    Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

    Songs added to my Spotify list:

    An American Trilogy (1972)
    Blue Suede Shoes (1956)
    Suspicious Minds (1969)

Recent reviews

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    Three Men Had a Baby

    And the names of those men are Richard Linklater, Noah Baumbach and Woody Allen. They somehow got together, went on a romantic trip to Norway, where they fervently discussed the ever-changing nature of relationships, attraction and career choices. Booze became an apparent factor in those discussions, for better and worse. The Nordic outing produced a beautiful baby, called The Worst Person in the World, but Linklater and Baumbach expressed concern about Allen going for full…

  • Sinister



    You've been hit by-ah. You've been struck by-ah. A smooth criminal.

Popular reviews

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    God creates dinosaurs

    God destroys dinosaurs

    God creates Steven Spielberg

    Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs

    Dinosaurs inspire man

    Man destroys God

    The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow

    Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers a beloved childhood favorite and puts most of the pieces back in a satisfying, nostalgic and highly entertaining fashion, if also neglecting the importance of character and the great, oh-so-great value of Goldblumian acting capabilities.

    Second-rate writers inherit the earth

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


    Love how John Malkovich, in the midst of losing his marbles and getting ready for the loony bin, turns to Charlie Sheen for advice. That right there is when the film transcends from great, bizarre fun to a surrealistic masterpiece.