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The Rules of Attraction 2002
the only thing you need to know about this movie is that ian somerhalder’s character is a moody bisexual with a huge unrequited crush for the dumbest straight man ever. so much so that at one point one of his friends overdoses and he is a bitch about it because he’s forced to skip dinner with said dumb straight man. i love early 2000s homophobia
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Showgirls 1995
its 11 pm and i have MANY thoughts about this movie sorry <3 first of all, those 2 hours felt like a lifetime. second, the movie was borderline pornographic and i’m not sure if that’s a good thing. it showed the grittiness of the job, sure, but i don’t like the fact that elizabeth berkely had to have her literal pussy out the entire time. but i also liked the contrast between how much she showed and how shocking it…
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The Woman in the Window 2021
you know it’s bad when the thing you liked the most was the fact that they didn’t make her wear make-up when she was a shut in </3