Brandon Jarnagin

All I need is Jesus.
There's film in heaven.
There's coffee in heaven.
Your pets don't go to heaven.

Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • Stalker
  • City Lights
  • La Haine

Recent activity

  • RRR

  • Kamikaze Hearts

  • Dashcam

  • Vivarium

Recent reviews

  • RRR


    man, marvel just doesn’t get it. THIS is what scorsese’s “roller coaster” cinema should be like. the jaw dropping thrills have nothing to do with shameless, throwback, cash grab references or endless amounts of studio decisions based on the pulse of algorithmic trends. it’s all just pure testosterone and imagination. like a live action shōnen.

    yes it’s absurd, over the top, and lacks any subtlety in the dialogue or song lyrics, but jesus christ, i was LIVING in the theater watching…

  • Kamikaze Hearts

    Kamikaze Hearts

    i did not expect to be as engrossed in this film as i was. it feels in the truest sense what you’d imagine a “cult classic” to feel like in the niche demographic and quality of the end product.

    on a limb, i wanted to catch something at alamo drafthouse tonight and saw they were doing a live q&a of this with director juliet bashore and lead actress, sharon mitchell, so i decided to go. man, i can’t articulate in…

Popular reviews

  • The Turning

    The Turning

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Whoever thought the dream sequence within a dream sequence was a good idea should be put in front of a firing squad.

  • All the Bright Places

    All the Bright Places


    I like this film for all the right reasons and it saddens me because I feel most audiences won’t connect with the harsh truth behind the central romance. No spoilers of course...

    All the Bright Places follows two very broken people, both of whom are not equipped to handle a relationship. While this movie is formulaic in its structure of romance, what elevates it for me is it doesn’t shy away from the repercussions of broken people trying to heal broken…