Alexander Zalben

Alexander Zalben

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  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★½

  • James and the Giant Peach

    ★★½

  • Deadpool

    ★★★½

  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

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  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★½

    Like noise, but for your eyes!

    Most of the cast delivers their lines like they just got handed the script, except Jason Momoa, who acts like he never got the script and is just riffin’, and Nicole Kidman, who looks like she’s about to throw up if she has to say “Orichalcum” one more time.

    That said I liked it better than the first one? Just two hours of nonsense volcano bases on monster islands, underwater zombies, and a vague nod to climate change before ending on an Iron Man joke (???) and Patrick Wilson eating a cockroach. RIP, DCEU.

  • James and the Giant Peach

    James and the Giant Peach

    ★★½

    Good Jack Skellington cameo.

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  • Rosaline

    Rosaline

    ★★★

    A sweet and charming mix of 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knights Tale, and of course, Romeo & Juliet. Could have stuck to one idea longer for more comedic sharpness versus jumping to a few different plots, but as a harmless romantic comedy, it works.

  • A Cowboy Christmas Romance

    A Cowboy Christmas Romance

    ★½

    At one point someone nearly sweeps a bunch of candles off a table and I screamed.