Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★½ Watched 30 Apr 2023

  this just reminded me why i hate horror films

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  The Swimming Pool 1969

  ★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  idk what this movie tried to say but it was hot

Popular reviews

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  Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 2005

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2022 1

  horse: i'm brietta, and i guess you recognized my sister, princess annika
  aidan: *chuckles* sister? i can see the resemblance
  annika: i don't see her
  aidan: who
  annika: my bear cub
  aidan: let me guess, your cousin?

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 11 Apr 2022 38

  i don't even know where to start. this movie doesn't deserve a serious review but i'll try to say a couple things anyways.
  it's simply ridiculous. i just don’t understand how having hot dogs for fingers, using dildos as weapons, watching two rocks with googly eyes arguing, sticking things up in your ass to switch verses and MANY more are funny or interesting. it's a cringe movie with cheap, empty references (Ratatouille, 2001, The Matrix etc). the action scenes are…