two very lovely performances but I’m sorry ma’am, you need to get over it. she’s literally dead in a glacier and you’re stewing because he saved some photos? have an adult conversation with your husband and move on already please!
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The Boy and the Heron 2023
the heron’s the key to all this, if we get the heron working….cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies
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Poor Things 2023
mark made me laugh, willem made me cry, and emma made me think about being a person :’) silly, beautiful, lightly profound stuff
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The Creator 2023
the frankly incredible VFX work here somewhat ironically contributes to an atmosphere that’s more sterile and familiar than it is lived-in; there’s never a sense that anything whatsoever is unfolding in the movie’s world outside of its immediate periphery. and what unfolds within that periphery isn’t all that interesting, with a dull and overlong middle act and a central relationship that never quite leaves orbit. but after that slog — and I realize this is exactly what people said about edwards’…
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The 40 Year Old Virgin 2005
it’s the law that every otherwise charming mid-2000s comedy must feature at least one scene so transphobic that you want to crawl under the couch and die
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Cruel Intentions 1999
I’m sorry but the utterly ruinous ryan phillippe performance sinks the movie. it’s giving hayden christensen in attack of the clones
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Theater Camp 2023
my well-documented aversion to benjamin platt aside, I thought this was substantially funnier than bottoms