Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Star 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2017 16

  Flynn Rifer meet Joel Osteen in this heartfelt and hilarius retelling of the mos timportsnt Story ever. Kids will love the funky hip-hop beat and funny dancing bird, adults will love Ving Rhames nd Jesus. Praise be to our lord and savior 🌟🌟✝️✝️💫💫

Recent reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 2 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2023

  are you here for…THE POPE?

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  The Lego Movie 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2023 1

  baby’s first matrix. looks amazing, very sweet and funny, but way way way more hyperactive than I remember. maybe I was just more hyperactive the last time I saw it?

Popular reviews

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  The Forever Purge 2021

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2021 9

  if they did this for real james corden would not be safe from me

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  Jack Frost 1998

  ½ Watched 24 Nov 2016 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  In this movie Michael-Keaton-snowman gets two snowballs to the chest, plays around with them like they're boobs and says something to the effect of "Nah, not for me" and then removes them

  Was genuinely unsure whether this was a half-star movie or a five-star movie so I flipped a coin