• Cars 2

    Cars 2

    Cars with guns

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets

    A movie where a man has a existential crisis about being a man or a muppet and jack black gets kidnapped

  • Barbie in A Mermaid Tale

    Barbie in A Mermaid Tale

    ★★★½

    Barbie a mermaid tale is amazing. Everything about it is good it teaches kids that if u are a pro surfer u should definitely surf and then get magical mermaid powers and have your hair have pink stripes. Then after that you confront your grandpa that you live with about your hair and then he reveals to you that you are actually the mermaid princess and your dead mom is actually not dead so then a pink sparkly dolphin tells…

  • The Swan Princess

    The Swan Princess

    An absolute fever dream but I remember liking it so yeah

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    The fact that i chose to watch this in the 8th grade EVEN THOUGH I ONLY WANTED TO SEE HOW BAD IT WAS was one of the worst mistakes in my life. This movie almost gave me cardiac arrest because of how bad it was true story. 🙁

  • Sing

    Sing

    Watching paint dry is better then watching this movie

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★½

    This is and will always be one of the best Disney Pixar movies i have ever let my eyes see. Every time I see this movie it never gets old. Everything about this film is brilliant the music, visuals, and even the characters. Every character has a story to them and it makes them unique in their own way. This movie made me want to eat cheese and strawberries together because my dumb little child brain thought that if I…

  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★★★

    This movie is funny and Jerry Seinfeld did not disappoint. Did some parts of this movie make me wish I was not watching it? Yes and did some of the jokes make me cringe like I have never cringed before in all of the years of my life that I have lived on this floating rock in the middle of the endless space that we call earth? Yes, BUT HOWEVER the movie is important to the youth telling us how without bees we would all die. So yeah that’s pretty important.

  • Spooky Buddies

    Spooky Buddies

    1st movie that make me cry a lot

  • The Secret Life of Pets

    The Secret Life of Pets

    The secret life of pets should of stayed a secret with Dreamworks and never should of happened. This movie is 2 dumpster fires stacked on another dumpster fire with a sign on one of the dumpsters saying “I should have never been made.” I’m not a big fan of the toy story movies, however this movie wishes it was the first toy story. Don’t even get me started on the jokes. The jokes are the most bland and over used…

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    The best part about this movie was the credits.

  • Gnomeo & Juliet

    Gnomeo & Juliet

    ★★★★

    The perfect and only love story any one needs to see