Robyn

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  • Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ways in which my friends think they could’ve survived the surface better than joel:

    - go back and ask for help
    - get over the girl 
    - befriend the monster
    - romance the monster
    - fuck the monster
    - take the W and go back to the bunker with the dog
    - simply climb out of the hole😌
    - “it doesn’t seem dangerous, australia is way scarier”
    - get a different scent so the monsters can’t track you. roll in some grass or something.
    - just move

  • The Maze Runner

    The Maze Runner

    ★★★★½

    ways in which my friends think we could’ve survived the maze better than the characters:

    - build big stilts
    - talk nicely the the grievers / give them human sacrifices to befriend and tame them
    - climb on the back of a griever
    - build a big ladder 
    - send teresa in and she’ll figure it out immediately through pure girl power
    - break the people elevator
    - simply do not enter the maze😌
    - hugging the right wall of…

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