Cinderella

Cinderella

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This review may contain spoilers.

Literally an insult to everything. First of all, why tf would you make another adaptation of this movie. The 2015 one was already amazing. Second, I am aware this was made by Amazon and it is capitalistic but they really didn't have to girlbossify it. It's as if the creators of this movie were suckled off of Jeff Bezos' left teet. Just no. And then they have the audacity to completely ruin Rhythm Nation by making 2 talentless people sing it. And then they have the fairy godmother be played by Billy Porter. Can anyone else see why that's just so wrong? I mean its great that he got the role and is making bank but like it's just bolstering stereotypes. Don't even get me started on the sign that she makes for her shop. Like girly pop, put in one more ounce of effort. It was clearly made using a cursive font, which wouldn't make sense since the sign would have been hand painted for the time period. And then probably worst of all, the fact that James Corden made an appearance. Why oh why do I need to see this man in so many things. Also, the singing was not great (sorry Camila but I'm not actually sorry since she didn't understand the assignment and that's on her).

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