Halloween

Halloween ★★★★½

Dr. Loomis just lounging around the town of Haddonfield, Illinois, waiting for Michael Myers to show up, only to appear at the very last minute to "save the day" after Michael has already gone on a murderous rampage and been stabbed, poked, and stabbed some more by literal Activia-mommy Jamie Lee Curtis is honestly the reason why I can't give this iconic filmé that last half-star, sorry boyos.

Every one of those 4.5 stars is for YOUR efforts you probiotic queen!

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