Favorite films

  • Cruel Intentions
  • Opening Night
  • The Muppet Movie
  • Walk the Line

Recent activity

  • The Tree of Life


  • Love Matters

  • Tetris


  • The New World


Pinned reviews

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    m. night unleashes a crisis of faith like no other. cures homophobia many times over: the light sweeping across jonathan groff’s devastatingly beautiful eyes, ben aldridge reclaiming cargo shorts, when it just made me cry??? a film about belief in many facets, unashamed in its earnest plea for our capacity to love in spite of what must be sacrificed. astonishing for the breadth of what it reaches for despite its relative simplicity, elevated at every turn by the film’s formal confidence.

    m. night shyamALLY.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    about as provocative as a ten year old playing with slime on tik tok. somehow manages to wade into nepo baby discourse three weeks into the year that term overstayed its welcome. skarsgård and goth have fun. offers up enough of a vibe that it’s possible to look past some of the shortcomings. largely feels like something i would have brought a page of notes to in one of my creative writing classes but, hey, i’m the one watching it play out on the big screen with an enthusiastic crowd. i say that with my tongue firmly in my cheek. it’s squishy, i can feel it.

Recent reviews

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    i was out of my mind for celebrating my seventeenth birthday by making making two other seventeen year olds come with me to a screening of the tree of life 

  • Love Matters

    Love Matters

    the power of being hot is in tony goldwyn’s favour because i just watched a vhs-rip of this made for television motion picture and now the first review on this website can only be described as a lamentation of the sins of one’s desire

Popular reviews

  • Columbus



    Find someone that looks at you the way Kogonada's camera looks at every single thing in the world.

  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs


    as someone who lives in a montreal apartment i can tell you with complete authority that this happened to my buddy éric