As bland as one can imagine.
This felt like junkfood, I liked eating it but after it ended there was a tiny bit regret.
I was so hyped for this movie, I really was. Maybe that fucked me up honestly. But it's not the fault of the movie, it half mine & half the marketing team. Let's point out some things I liked & some things I really didn’t. It’s spoiler free. When I get to the spoiler, I'll let you know.
Things I Liked
Sam Raimi is…