• The Matrix

    The Matrix


    They partied like it was 1999

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner


    That monologue at the end … wowsa

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    Recently Harrison Ford always looks like he just walks onto set and starts acting without a wardrobe change.

     It’s 2049, semi-apocalyptic, dystopian future, what should he wear? A plain grey T-shirt. Obviously.

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    This movie is visually spectacular. Knowing nothing about the original poem this was based on left me initially confused when the credits began. But after watching a few YouTube videos that explained the metaphors throughout the movie, I finally understand that I’ll never get it.

  • Goldfinger



    Nice to see this movie adds the “here’s all your new gadgets” scene to the James Bond films. His car is pretty freaking cool, and it’s new features are so ridiculously specifically accurate for his circumstances. How’d he know he’d need to eject that passenger seat? Who has ever needed to do that ?

  • Dr. No

    Dr. No


    Interesting to see where it all started

  • Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

    Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage


    He could’ve gone on and on with ginger Jokes, But he Only talked about his red hair for a few minutes. And that’s what’s up.

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    He can.

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road


    Liam Neeson has Yet again played a character whi gets a disabled person killed. 
    Now I won’t  say that he’s ableist, but I’ll insinuate the hell out of it.

  • Pig



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Nicolas cage in 2021

    This little piggy went to market,
    This little piggy stayed home,

    This little piggy got stolen by crackheads which unleashed the most dangerous man in the culinary arts — since Hannibal Lector — onto the greater Portland area. A town that falls before his trench-coated knees. A town that holds memories, people, and underground chef fighting organizations from his past. But don’t forget, as much as it seems otherwise, this IS about the pig, and not…

  • Grand Isle

    Grand Isle


    Nicolas cage in 2019

    He’s Grand!

  • Knowing



    Nicolas cage in 2009

    He knows!