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  Maestro 2023

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  This could be the greatest movie ever made and I still wouldn't see it because dumbass Bradley Cooper thought it would be a-okay in this the year 2023 to slap a big fake nose on himself to play a Jewish man.

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  Babylon 2022

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  All I have to say about this movie is that for the longest time I thought the fingers on that hand in the lower center of the poster were turning into streamers.

  Look at it again and tell me I'm wrong.

Popular reviews

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  Disenchanted 2022

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  Please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible please don’t be terrible ple

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  Glass Onion 2022

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  They could’ve called this “The Poopyface Files” and people would still say “oh my god, that’s genius!!!”