• The Batman

    The Batman


    this is the start of:

    Rob Bat and
    Zoë Catvitz

  • jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy

    jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy


    All of this just for Kanye’s beef with Peppa Pig?!

  • Scream



    If PTA were the one who directed this the last scene would probably be Tara logging this movie on letterboxd while heavily injured inside the ambulance

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    Just magical. It’s my first time back at the cinema since Feb 6, 2020 when I watched Birds of Prey and I’ve never been happier. I hopped like a kid as I entered and walked down the middle aisle, and I didn’t give a damn since there were only 7 people inside. Three fell asleep and two were on their phones most of the time while I’m here having the time of my life. That’s no news since this isn’t…

  • Uncharted



    Even if this wasn't Uncharted but its own movie it was pretty generic and uninspired. Enjoyable but unmemorable. Definitely more of just a mindless action movie I'll never watch again.

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back


    don't let Kanye watch this

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me


    Marry Me has as much trouble choosing a theme as JLo has choosing a partner in real life

  • Kimi



    movie is the equivalent of a person who loves Taylor Swift but only listens to “ME!”

  • Tall Girl 2

    Tall Girl 2


    Netflix: They call me 007

    0 care for subscribers
    0 features that you can use to personalize your account
    7 sequels for award worthy movies such as Tall Girl, After, and Kissing Booth

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever


    2022 be wildin, cock and ball torture almost healed my depression

  • Pam & Tommy

    Pam & Tommy


    pam & tommy walked so machine gun kelly and megan fox could run

  • Mare of Easttown

    Mare of Easttown


    I wish Angourie Rice had the lead role so that there would be nonstop Phoebe Bridgers, Clairo, and Julien Baker needledrops. but damn, what a nightmare, Mare!