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  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★

    That part when they need to excuse Dracula going out in daylight so they have Anthony Hopkins do a voiceover PSA like “Fun fact Dracula has SPF now kthxbye” before a shirtless Gary Oldman bursts out of a coffin at dawn

  • Pandora's Box

    Pandora's Box

    ★★★★

    A hot mess of a woman annihilates every man that crosses her path and makes eye contact. Absolutely ruins their lives. This is spectacular, I have no notes

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  • Night Stalker: The Hunt for a Serial Killer

    Night Stalker: The Hunt for a Serial Killer

    ★★

    When doing true crime docs, it’s always good to present the viewer with a general grasp of the culture and climate surrounding the crime. It’s what makes the awful police response to the Yorkshire Ripper murders understandable (not forgivable, but understandable in a cause-and-effect sense); Netflix’s The Ripper works well to highlight the victims and to highlight the fact that the killer could have been caught far sooner had it not been for an explicit bias among both law enforcement…

  • This is a Robbery: The World's Biggest Art Heist

    This is a Robbery: The World's Biggest Art Heist

    ★★½

    I’m just a girl, standing in front of true crime documentarians, begging them to stop taffy-pulling 90 minutes worth of material into padded episodic slogs