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  • Synecdoche, New York
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • Her
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • 3 Idiots

    ★★★★★

  • Black Widow

    ★★★

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★★

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  • 3 Idiots

    3 Idiots

    ★★★★★

    i am the 4th

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The executive decision to reveal that Black Widow had secret powers was a huge gamble. I, for one, did enjoy this take on a beloved character. What I do not understand is how she did not defeat thanos (sunat) with a her new found vagina world eating abilities. What I understand less is how she wasn’t able to stop the fall damage in End Game with the flap of her gaping vagina wings. Overall, it was ok. Good luck, charlie

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★★

    Back when I was 10, I had my penis circumsized. Though the thought of a needle going into my penis still physically hurt me to this day, I can’t help but to never forget the man who cut the hood of my penis off: Dr. Happy. I don’t know much about Dr. Happy. I know he has a pretty funny name but that’s pretty much it. Years later, in my second year of highschool, my friend and I were talking…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zach Snyder thought he could get away by making an already 2-hour movie into a 3-hour movie by adding scenes of the flash masturbating in lightning speed for an hour? Nice try, Zachary. Also, I pirated this movie. I'm so sorry God please have mercy on me.