Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ★½

I know that we already established that this sequel trilogy is kinda like fan fiction but.... Wow this one was really like fan fiction. Like some kid going "AND THEN REY WENT TO SPACE AND THEN THEY WENT TO A DESERT PLANET AND THEN FINN AND POE BOTH FOUND GIRLFRIENDS AND THEN..." I would've rather had the ending plot from the guy who writes the novelizations where Rey was a Droid the entire time. The back pedaling in this is hysterical, I'm kinda speechless. They straight up said fuck The Last Jedi.

I liked the little tiny guy tho.

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