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Recent reviews

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  Padre Pio 2022

  ★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  More of an Italian Les Mis than a Padre Pio movie :/ Why was Adrien Brody not in this?

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Aug 2023 1

  A couple of lines deserved a certain Dwayne the Rock Johnson gif but all in all a very fun watch. Ryan Gosling should have been cast as Barbie

Popular reviews

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  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011

  ★★ Watched 08 Sep 2021

  - Daniel Craig is always good
  - good news: there wasn’t a sex scene
  - bad news: there was a sodomy scene
  - worse news: there was also a very intense rape scene
  - slightly better but still bad news: the girl raped the guy right back!
  - horrific news: I was watching with my mom

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ½ Watched 29 Aug 2021 1

  - don’t watch unless uncomfortably high
  - would have gotten 0 stars from me without Philip Seymour Hoffman
  - combined 1.5 minutes of bare boobs and guess what I watched it with my parents
  - enough f words to last me the year
  - according to my rating system this film was worse than morally indefensible

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