Despite what my scathing reviews may suggest, I am never happier than when watching and creating motion pictures.

Favorite films

  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Paris, Texas
  • Chinatown
  • Nashville

Recent activity

  • Ratcatcher


  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


  • Re-Animator


  • Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way


Recent reviews

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers


    The Greek Yoghurt with an expiry date of April 2014 who resides in my fridge is proud to have found a friend more rancid than he.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    I would favour eating one of David Ayer's actual steaming, sweating defecations over rewatching his directorial equivalent. A convoluted, misdirected mess.