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The Devil's Carnival 2012
When God made the cringe face and started flailing around making shit fall, I thought "same."
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Faces Of Gore 2 2000
Squelch burp honk honk honk blub blub HOMOSEXUALS WITH AIDS WILL ANALLY RAPE YOUR cOoOrpseeeee
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The Man Who Sleeps 1974
A french woman with a fetish for metaphors rattles on incessantly about disconnection and alienation in 1000 different flowery ways while images of a man walking, staring at things, and sometimes doing daily activities flash in the background to the sound of angry xerox machines. The only visual representation of thematic was empty scenery, low contrast bleak grey, and the main character being the focus of the shot due to lighting choice and blur. This seems awfully elementary even though…
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Sans Soleil 1983
I think every French person is born with the extraordinary gift of being capable of and keen on saying very obvious things that mean very little but using the most wordy and flowery diction possible. Let me yarn on about my dog’s bowel movement this morning as I illustrate a tenderly breaking dawn in the summer heat and relate this back to some contemporary art bullshit I’ve viewed. Don’t you ever just see a dog shitting and think about the…
