I love a good movie. I've also been known to love a bad movie from time to time, too.
Favorite Films = Top 4 recent first-time watches.
Welcome to the Australian Outback, where if the dingo doesn't eat your baby, the Razorback sure will. After his journalist wife goes under down under, her husband arrives on the scene to try and piece together the circumstances of her death. Turns out there's wild pigs raping and pillaging all about, but aside from the local yokels, there's also a giant fucking boar on the loose. This leads to a bloody confrontation that caps off in the mysterious Petpak Food…
Falling down the rabbit-hole with Alice, only to end up landing face-first on the dingy basement floor of Dario Argento's psyche. You can Google what the actual Stendhal Syndrome is if you aren't familiar, but whatever the director suffers from remains to be diagnosed.
A young police inspector develops a deep appreciation of art that also gives her a psychic connection to a serial killer/rapist, which then makes her do all sorts of crazy shit like jam paperclips under her…
"What does it mean when there's a skull on the bottle?"
"Good stuff!"
Jackie Chan is too drunk to give a fuck in Drunken Master II (aka The Legend of Drunken Master).
Originally released as Drunken Master II in 1994, this belated sequel was dragged across the pond at the turn of the century to play on American screens, courtesy of the Weinstain brothers. Upon its arrival, this newly cut, retitled version -- The Legend of Drunken Master -- opened…
Of all the movies to share their name with a Soul Asylum song, Runaway Train might not be the best, but hey, they can't all be Misery.
Talk about frustrated incorporated. Two souls break out of the proverbial asylum and buy a one-way ticket for a runaway train. Like a madman laughing in the rain, one is a little out of touch, the other's insane. Buy hey, it's easier than dealing with the pain of living under the thumb of…