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  Eternals 2021

  ★★½ Watched by AngierCorleone 25 May 2022 9

  Oh god this movie. There’s just so much wrong with it.

  The way the plot shatters its spine in two to even move from Point A to Point B. The mental gymnastics needed to understand what the hell is going on. The characters that range from dull at best, to insufferable at worst. And the way the movie just drags on forever. It would be so easy to tear this movie apart. But what’s the point?

  Since the movie’s announcement…

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★★ Watched by AngierCorleone 22 May 2022 8

  I hate to say it, but I’m disappointed. This is from the guy who did my favourite comedy ever made, surely this would be funny right?… Well not really, and that, as well as the script, are my biggest issues with this movie. 

  See you’ve got Andy Samberg and John Mulaney, two of the funniest people in the industry, and the script gives them absolutely nothing to work with. They’re just reading the lines with no room for to have…

Popular reviews

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  Watched by AngierCorleone 05 May 2022 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Honestly, I was a little thrown back when Doctor Strange and Wanda started having an orgy with the Illuminati. But 20 minutes in, the Supreme Sex Gods Penis Parker and Ned showed up and shit got wild. You can find it on YouTube along with the rest of the movie. ;)

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  Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched by AngierCorleone 19 May 2022 12

  Heyyyyyyy. Happy 17th anniversary to Revenge of the Sith. I’d love to do a review, but I’m pretty tired and got rejected from 2 jobs today, so I don’t feel like it. But it felt appropriate for this to be my 100th log. 

  (Late Edit: This is now the 99th log because Letterboxed removed Mommy She Hulk for some reason). 

  Anyway, yeah it’s pretty great. Better than anything Disney can produce that’s for sure. I’d give my soul for a 4 hour remake with The Clone Wars animation and writing team. I’d like that. :(