Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  they popped their pussies for this movie omg the ambiance and aesthetics are everything. cant believe i waited this long to get to this lol also rip dallas you would’ve loved kissing me

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jul 2023

  desperately needed thorin to kiss bilbo in this one i think those two invented pining tbh

Popular reviews

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  Barbie in the Nutcracker 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2021

  this happened to my buddy eric

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  A Slightly Pregnant Man 1973

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i did NOT just watch almost two hours of a guy just having body dysmorphia :/