Critic… to myself and to those I love

Favorite films

  • Variety
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Shakedown
  • La Ciénaga

Recent activity

  • Triangle of Sadness


  • 3 Women


  • Amateur


  • Eyes

Recent reviews

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    I enjoyed it I just don’t care in the slightest about this kind of commentary... not sure it can be done well or in an interesting way… at all, actually. Some really amazing performances, though, I’m looking at you charlbi dean and DOLLY DE LEON… I laughed… I felt nauseous… I loved that one night vision shot on the beach…

    The whole sequence with the haunting political podcast over the cruise intercom is fun but I’m over like communism/socialism/etc. rhetoric…

  • 3 Women

    3 Women


    The bechdel test should be called the mildred test

Popular reviews

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye


    Nearly perfect... casts a really strange spell idk how else to put it. Almost feels accidental in how effective it is

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    Brutal… I was really scared… that poor girl who was gutted then fell in the alley and hit the dumpster WHEW… also courtney cox calling hayden panettiere a zygote really tickled me

    okay so....... a lot of the chase sequences in this really work for me... I really loved the deli scene and the apartment massacre. Danny's proximity to the main apartment is a really fun nod to Rear Window also, and was a nice callback to Scream 4, too,…