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  • Mama
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  • Blue Beetle


  • Talk to Me


  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter


  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


Pinned reviews

  • My Son Hunter

    My Son Hunter


    this is it.

    this is the worst film i've ever seen.

    i want to be clear: i'm not talking about politics.

    i'm talking about filmmaking.

    i'm talking about writing. i'm talking about acting. i'm talking about directing. et cetera, ad infinitum and ad nauseam.

    while i obviously would not encourage anyone to pay for this (i did not), more importantly, i would not encourage anyone to watch this for free. the cost is simply way too high.

    every other movie…

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    In his poignant ode to simplicity, Michael Bay's "Transformers: The Last Knight" captures the sensation of how technology can lead to alienation in a way that hasn't been achieved since Radiohead's "OK Computer."

    Working from a meticulously crafted and deeply personal script by Art Marcum, Matt Holloway and Ken Nolan (story by Akiva Goldsman, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway and Ken Nolan), Bay shows us the many ways we and our planet have been changed by runaway science - transformed, if…

Recent reviews

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle


    this would've greatly benefited from not being the 843rd superhero movie of the century but it had its charms. viva nana reyes!!

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    a dinghost ate my baby

    sorry. anyway, this was good! genuinely creepy and so much better than the usual 'party game goes wrong' horror schlock we generally get

Popular reviews

  • Malignant



    i haven't cackled with delight through a horror movie the way i did here in forever, and it was pretty much nonstop during the last half-hour. i will be watching this a lot.

    what a picture!

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    i am legit shocked at how bad this was so all i have is a few thought fragments

    at the 1:57 mark my cat stepped on my apple tv remote and shut off hbo max and at first i was mad but after seeing the last 35 minutes of the movie i realized she was just trying to help

    i think the title refers to the last time we would've thought the movie's special effects looked good

    it doesn't feel…