Andrew

I hand out 5 stars like free candy

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • A Brighter Summer Day
  • The Brown Bunny
  • Scenes from a Marriage

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ½

  • The Rider

  • Night Moves

  • Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★½

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ½

    Forgot to log this the other night. Don’t even rate movies anymore but this deserves a half star. Just awful

  • The Rider

    The Rider

    So Chloe Zhao made this and somehow Nomadland is what they decided to shower her with awards for? Hmmmm....

    Honestly was pretty blown away by this. So quietly heartbreaking and beautiful. The last 15-20 minutes in particular just hit like a ton of bricks.

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★

    Loki
    Gomorrah 
    Vision 
    Spiderman
    Dr strange
    Scarlet witch
    Starlord 
    Drax 
    Groot
    Mantis
    Black Panther
    Bucky
    Maria hill
    Nick fury
    ...are all very nice people

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★★

    Absolutely devastating and beautiful in equal measures. This feels like the film Noah Baumbach has been working toward his entire career, which makes Marriage Story all the more powerful seeing a filmmaker and two actors all coming together to craft something this perfect. This is Baumbach’s attempt at Scenes From a Marriage (cued almost a little too perfectly with a shot depicting a newspaper excerpt with that exact headline), and I have to say, he does a damn fine job.…