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  • Alien
  • The Thing
  • Ikiru
  • Tokyo Drifter

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  • Ghost Ship

    ★★½

  • Death Machines

    ★★½

  • Gomorrah

    ★★½

  • Take Out

    ★★★★½

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  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    ★★½

    Starts with an AMAZING scene and sets up a lot of really cool stuff over the next hour and as soon as it has to start paying off on any of that stuff it falls apart completely and the stars in my rating start peeling off. So much wasted potential. And the worst soundtrack in recent memory. Yuck.

  • Death Machines

    Death Machines

    ★★½

    Dumb as hell in the best ways. Some good camera work and excellent explosions and a fantastic soundtrack are sprinkled on top of an awful script delivered with even worse acting for a paper-thin premise. Love it.

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    still a perfect film. still in my all time top 5 forever.

    watched the new 4K release and I'm so happy to say it's easily the best this movie has ever looked or sounded. this release effectively ends the debate between the Arrow and Scream Factory releases.

    it makes me happy to see such an incredible treatment given to one of my favorites. ♥️

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    Now I'm no expert on 1970s Texas state law, but

    More like Texas Defenstration Massacre AM I RIGHT FOLKS ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK

    So many interesting wrinkles as a result of how comparitively early this was in the slasher era. Once they arrive on the scene it just . . . Goes. The final girl is finalized pretty much immediately, there's no "slowly the group gets picked off one by one", they're just all, uh, removed in the span…