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  • Amélie
  • Parasite
  • Inception
  • Spirited Away

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  • Love Hard

    ★★★

  • Venom

    ★★★

  • Rose Matafeo: Horndog

    ★★★★

  • Baby Done

    ★★★★

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  • Love Hard

    Love Hard

    ★★★

    Yippee ki yay, motherfucker. 

    Honestly I’m just here for the awkward-candle-loving-dating-disaster-nerd Asian representation, ok? Threshold met.

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    Mmm, it is peaceful up here. 

    Does Venom join the Babadook in the pantheon of monsters who look like scary goth-looking motherfuckers but are actually big gay icons? 

    Anyways… I know, I know, I’m late to the bandwagon. Good fun, although the plot line is very generic when you boil it down. Venom and Tom Hardy are a slimeball of charisma though, and the only reason this film works (well, them and Mrs. Chen). 

    👽🤘🏼

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: There’s Finally Adults But They’re All Just Acting in a Community Theatre Version of The Crucible 

    Are we just going to ignore that this colorblind casting/weird fusion timeline led to what looks very much like a lynching? Are they really just going to gloss over that?!! But whatever, I guess I’m not supposed to read into social issues because this movie is just a “pastiche.” 

    Ok so if I’m not allowed to comment on the irresponsible and clear…

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: Where Are All the Adults?!!

    aka the woke film with lots of technology anachronisms and, how are there so many openly gay people? I went to a liberal hippie school where no one was even out until 2009. I mean, good for them, but wow what is this fantasy 1994; wish my dialup service was good enough to play computer games back then, and wish I would’ve felt as comfortable as these main characters about being out back…