For fuck’s sake.
Not them jamming in so much Warner Bros. IP in the hope that people don’t notice this is just an awful basketball Hook remake.
It may be 01:14am, and I may be drunk, but I mean this sincerely and from the bottom of my heart.
Cinema does not get any more irreverent, more joyous, more camp, more musical, more sexy, more nostalgic, more genius than this.
Send it in to space, pass it on to the forming bacteria on Mars, preserve it at all costs.
Don't dream it, be it.
Guys am I fully trippin’ or was this kind of awful?
The No Man’s Land scene in Wonder Woman (2017) gave me chills and made me feel empowered. Literally every big moment that aimed to do that in 1984 made me cringe so fucking hard.
And when Kristen Wiig turned into Taylor Swift in Cats without *any* explanation, I actually felt my soul leave my body.
Also, did the action/CGI feel completely weightless to y’all? Like what the hell?
If nothing else, this is a movie that proves men really do be stealing women’s glow. 😕