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  • The Exorcist
  • Come and See
  • Sunshine
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

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  • The Granny

  • Ghostwatch

    ★★★★★

  • The Hands of Orlac

    ★★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Absolutely terrible, probably the worst in the franchise and possibly one of the worst movies of all time


    Stacks the deck with AWESOME and FUN kills and then looks the audience square in the face and says “are you having fun? You shouldn’t be! Look how traumatized everyone is!” 


    And then the ridiculous mob mentality theme, this is one of the most delusional, hypocritical pieces of slop that I’ve seen from any slasher franchise, this sucks

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    One of the rare movies that’s completely engrossing from moment to moment and also more than the sum of its parts, could hash it out for hours. 

    David Lynch’s movies mean more and more to me as I get older

    (PS - if the dickhead with the braying hyena laugh in the Music Box audience ever happens to come across this review, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself you piece of shit)