Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  was so sad when his big fat penis stopped working almost cried

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  1917 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2020 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i will never understand that German pilot snitch motherfucker like did you get the war bonus points you dead idiot

Recent reviews

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  i have heard beautiful music before and seen beautiful images before so i was not fooled

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  May December 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  some of the most effective casting ive seen ever, sometimes it will just hit you randomly

Popular reviews

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  Brothers 2009

  ★½ Watched 18 May 2022 5

  this was like natalie and jake doing chores cut to tobey being tortured in the desert cut back to jake playing with the kids

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  Shortcomings 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  one of the most boldly shitty main characters i've seen in a comedy in a while, simultaneously very relatable in certain unfortunate ways. very bravely roasts a beloved and popular film and i certainly havent seen THAT in a while either. overall even though there was some initial stiffness i had a lot of fun and there were a lot of interesting conversations weaved throughout the film.