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Yes i’m named after “Amélie”

Favorite films

  • Laurence Anyways
  • Amélie
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know

Recent activity

  • 57 Seconds


  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey


  • Last Action Hero


  • Her


Recent reviews

  • 57 Seconds

    57 Seconds


    I saw josh hutcherson and started the movie straight away

    This wasn't a great movie, but it wasn't terrible either. It was a movie that was simple and entertaining for the time it lasted.

    A classic film with a strange story (it could have been a Disney Channel story), with its wise lesson and cheerful moment, but also its dumpers.

    As you can see, I cannot give much depth to this review, just like the film did not have such depth.
    So I'm not going to say anything nonsensical, but I will say that this was a simple, entertaining film

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey


    This was a BDSM movie without sex.

    I'll start right away, what a shitty movie!
    Everything was bad about this movie, the acting, the shots, the story, the graphics. All terrible!

    Where were the other forest friends?
    Pooh had to be in there and it didn't look good, but you knew it was pooh, piglet on the other hand...
    At the end I just felt like it was a dirty, horny bear with a horrible latex mask.

    Fortunately, you could…

Popular reviews

  • Bottoms



    As a child I always thought when I would get older I would watch films like "mean girls" or "Clueless" but no, it is 2023 and I watch "bottoms" about untalented ugly gays.
     I love it.
    A film certainly of this time

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    This could have been THE sigma male film of 2023, even the soundtrack filled with only the smiths finished it off (I SAID I LOVE THE SMITHS).

    I thought it started very strongly, I was hooked straight away and it had my full attention. I almost got excited about the idea of ​​what might come next. My immediate thoughts were: “could this be another Fincher masterpiece?”
    After films such as “Seven” or “Fight Club”, David Fincher has built up a…