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Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Ex Machina
  • Drive

Recent activity

  • Christopher Robin


  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


  • Rain Man


  • Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain


Recent reviews

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin


    wholesome but a bit baity with nostalgia

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


    everyone in this cast was so attractive to me that i actually kept having to pause and breathe. harrison ford, phoebe waller bridge, mads mikkelsen, boyd holbrook, AND cameo from antonio banderas???!??!!? it was like they wanted me to die???

    i unironically started calling boyd holbrook "mr sexy" btw. i felt like a middle aged woman

Popular reviews

  • Annihilation



    oscar isaac rearrange my guts but not in that way

  • Barbie



    being in touch with my inner child this year has been a rollercoaster. i think with everything that has happened with my life recently i've had to come to the devastating conclusion that my childhood will get further and further away, and i'll never get used to that.

    barbie is not a perfect film. it has pacing issues, some questionable dialogue, i feel as a film it's a little messy. 

    i know in my heart that if 11 year old…