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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  57/100

  Director and star Kenneth Branagh’s previous Hercule Poirot, the mustachioed Belgian detective, film adaptations are based on two of Agatha Christie’s earlier books: Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile. His newest adaptation, A Haunting in Venice, now playing exclusively in theaters, is based on Hallowe’en Party (1969), one of the last Hercule Poirot novels written by Christie. It comes from an immensely different time, separated from the first two books by World War II a…

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  Queenpins 2021

  ★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2022

  60/100

  Strongly watchable. Paul Walter Hauser is a gift.

  Watched on Paramount+.

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Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2016

  ★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2019 6

  Everyone keeps telling me I have to see this film. But let me tell you:

  1. Where are the hyped turns by Pattinson and Defoe?

  2. Why is it in color?

  3. Why does it suck?

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  Moonfall 2022

  ★½ Watched 26 Jan 2022

  30/100

  It is ironically fitting that Moonfall is promoting seeing the film on opening night with the prospect of receiving a free NFT, which depicts a piece of the collapsing moon from the movie. Come see our movie and get a free crypto relic of humanity’s possible demise! Director Roland Emmerich has always made optimistic movies, whether it be the patriotism of Independence Day and Midway or the fiery fight for justice in Stonewall. Moonfall, even at its most optimistic,…