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film qween; makes movies.
Simple rating system:
5: YES!
4: Yeah
3: Sure
2: Eh...
1: No
1/2: kill me

Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • The Princess Bride
  • Spring Breakers
  • Hot Fuzz

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  • Toy Story 2

    ★★★★

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★½

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

  • The Craft

    ★★½

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  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★½

    I want this movie to be good SO badly, but it just isn't. Hella disappointed. I think if I had some nostalgia goggles for this, it'd be a much more enjoyable ride.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

    Big oof! This movie doesn't age well. Edgar Wright, the music, the nerdery, the endlessly quoteable dialogue can't make up for how much of a g a r b a g e c a n Scott is and how it's not a great message to send to men of his ilk.

    Side note: didn't the original graphic novel have a different ending? How else can you explain the movie going 60 to punching the breaks and giving you whiplash in the last two minutes.

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  • Jackie

    Jackie

    ★★★★★

    Some people are saying this is Oscar Bait for Natalie Portman. Those people can fuck right off. I say that not out of humor, but because this completely steals the legitimacy and purpose to her performance.

    Some people say this film is a stylistic train wreck. Those people are wrong too. I hate bio-pics. Seriously. I think most of them are schlocky and terrible. But this transcends the typical structure of a bio-pic and eschews it. There's no "from humble…

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★★

    This film is beautiful. I can quote it by heart. Seeing it in a theatre with someone I care about infinitely makes this viewing more special to me.