film qween; makes movies.
Simple rating system:
5: YES!
4: Yeah
3: Sure
2: Eh...
1: No
1/2: kill me

Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • The Princess Bride
  • Spring Breakers
  • Hot Fuzz

Recent activity

  • Toy Story 2


  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show


  • The Prestige


  • The Craft


Recent reviews

  • The Craft

    The Craft


    I want this movie to be good SO badly, but it just isn't. Hella disappointed. I think if I had some nostalgia goggles for this, it'd be a much more enjoyable ride.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    Big oof! This movie doesn't age well. Edgar Wright, the music, the nerdery, the endlessly quoteable dialogue can't make up for how much of a g a r b a g e c a n Scott is and how it's not a great message to send to men of his ilk.

    Side note: didn't the original graphic novel have a different ending? How else can you explain the movie going 60 to punching the breaks and giving you whiplash in the last two minutes.

Popular reviews

  • Jackie



    Some people are saying this is Oscar Bait for Natalie Portman. Those people can fuck right off. I say that not out of humor, but because this completely steals the legitimacy and purpose to her performance.

    Some people say this film is a stylistic train wreck. Those people are wrong too. I hate bio-pics. Seriously. I think most of them are schlocky and terrible. But this transcends the typical structure of a bio-pic and eschews it. There's no "from humble…

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride


    This film is beautiful. I can quote it by heart. Seeing it in a theatre with someone I care about infinitely makes this viewing more special to me.