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  • A Clockwork Orange
  • La Haine
  • Life of Brian
  • Delicatessen

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  • Nikos the Impaler

    ★½

  • Four Good Days

    ★★★★

  • White: Melody of Death

    ★★★★½

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★½

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  • Nikos the Impaler

    Nikos the Impaler

    ★½

    The brief plot summary on Wikipedia makes you think you’re just following a cursed barbarian running around killing people in New York. There’s at least a bare minimum story to justify the director larping as a berserker throughout. Can only imagine being directed while he was wearing that costume.
    The film plays out like a video game where you keep killing NPCs before they can actually help progress the story. Then mods are installed that put ninjas and hitler into…

  • Four Good Days

    Four Good Days

    ★★★★

    Storywise, it’s pretty by the numbers and you can pretty much predict where it’ll go, but the performances are strong enough to keep you invested. I’m they have to be, this is an award begger.
    The Make-up team deserves awards for how gnarly Mika Kunis looks in this flick. Yeah, the performance is great, but the ghoulish appearance steals the show.

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★★

    All my friends know the low rider
    The low rider is a little higher
    *and your brain does the instrumental*

    Somewhere, David Cronenberg cries tears of joy at what is first a twisted gender bent reboot of Christine. And I squirm in my seat for the first time in forever.
    Just when you think you know what your getting into, the film changes it’s direction.
    It’s expertly shot with great color and composition. The music is pretty awesome with some…

  • Lindemann: Live in Moscow

    Lindemann: Live in Moscow

    ★★★★★

    Shame this act is calling it quits for now, so I jumped at the opportunity to see the concert film.

    Well, visually this is like if the writing of John Waters and Lars Von Trier inspired a musical... there's enough uncersored obsenity on display to put a whole baptist church into cardiac arrest.

    I can just imagine being in that audiance, singing along with songs that would make that edgy highschool kid blush, and then the base player throws a whole cake at you if you're lucky... cause others got hit with a whole fish.
    As of now, might be my favorite concert film.