Think I'll stop writing bad reviews, but don't worry! They will still be badly written.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
When I pronounce Michelle Yeoh in my head I do it like I imagine Doja Cat would do it and it becomes Michelle Yuh.
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The Northman 2022
I would describe this as like a prison escape movie or something, but every cell is like an open field and the guards can't see or think for shit and the people who wants to escape just move around willy-nilly smugling in weapons without the need for a middle man. Yeah, and the warden and his family are your immediate family.
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Death Proof 2007
Fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap
-DONK! DONK! DONK!
-Mom, not now, i'm watching the greatest film ever! -
Swiss Army Man 2016
I think when i'm dead, a picture of Mary Elizabeth Winstead will give me a boner too.
