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  • The Thing
  • The Shining
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  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    ★★★

  • Logan Lucky

    ★★★★

  • The Crazies

    ★★½

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  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    WELLLL...WHADDYA KNOW!

    This is the movie I grew up on, looking back on it I never realized how boring and cringe it is. This is another "just suffer through it until you get to the 3rd act."

    I'll write in more detail later

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    BIG BOOMERS

    I'm going to review all of the Star Wars films because why not.

    Being born in 1995, I grew up on the prequels, this one I don't recall watching for the first time because I would have been 4, but I do remember watching it multiple times and loving the final fight with Maul, Obi-wan, and Qui-Gon. What a spectacle, the choreography and emotion are fantastic. My cousin and I would lightsaber duel with our toy lightsabers and…

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    Every time I watch this movie, I notice something new. This is in the top 5 best horror movies ever made, no question. Toni Collette's performance and the slow breakdown of this family is mesmerizing. Let the jump scares die and bring back creepy imagery and tense settings like this!

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★½

    This movie is absolutely hilarious, funny enough to probably still do well if the old version was released. Borrows elements from the X-men Quicksilver slow motion scenes but hey, it’s a kids movie.