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  • Scream
  • Atonement
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Braindead

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  • Old

    ★★★★

  • A Classic Horror Story

    ★★½

  • Straight Edge Kegger

    ★½

  • The Evil Within

    ★★½

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★

    It’s incredibly rare that I go to a movie and get the exact experience I was hoping for. I had such a blast. The casting of all the kids aging was fucking impeccable and there was such a great mix of humor and horror, plus the pacing was so strong. I just really really dug it.

    Also, I said this adamantly when I watched The Underground Railroad but oh my god, Aaron Pierre might be the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen.

  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★½

    This is going to sound incredibly pretentious but I figured out the twist within 5 minutes and spent the whole movie being like ….yeah obviously.

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  • Spiral

    Spiral

    ★½

    Why did the husband say no to mashed potatoes??? One of many questions I’m left with.

  • Swallow

    Swallow

    ★★★★

    Give me more movies about Pica and other eating disorders! Let’s stop stigmatizing serious mental health issues and have representation!

    And Haley Bennett fucking slayed. She said fuck your veggies, gimme a battery.