A-Maze-ing

I’m just a man watching as many movies as I can before the inevitable heat death of the universe

Favorite films

  • Raising Arizona
  • They Live
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Lost Highway

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  • Carrie

    ★★★★★

  • Dark Passage

    ★★★★

  • Red Eye

    ★★★½

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    ★★★★½

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  • The Fury

    The Fury

    ★★★★

    RANDOM THOUGHTS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER 
    • Not sure what I was expecting, but Parallax View meets Argento’s Phenomenon certainly wasn’t it
    • This also feels more like a Cronenberg movie than any other De Palma film I’ve seen, from the body horror (and body explosions) to the bleakness of the last 15 minutes
    • Kirk Douglas was 62(!) when this came out and he’s absolutely fucking jacked in this
    • We really used to be a country that made…

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★★★

    RANDOM THOUGHTS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
    • It’s a testament to how strong the rest of the film is that I can still love this movie despite it having the worst onscreen romance I’ve ever seen. I just think Christensen and Portman are totally miscast here and they have no gravitas to elevate admittedly disastrous dialogue
    • I was looking around at other actors in the same age range that could have possibly done better and discovered Jake Gyllenhaal and…

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  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    ½

    I have never seen this movie, I just think it’s fuckin wack that it’s the highest rated thing on this app lol

  • Witness for the Prosecution

    Witness for the Prosecution

    ★★★★½

    The defense is even more impressive when you remember Laughton is popping a Xanny every hour and downing them with hard liquor