Favorite films

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Y Tu Mamá También

Recent activity

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer


  • Starship Troopers


  • The Ruins


  • American Fiction


Pinned reviews

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther


    Does Jordan mean handsome?

    Because Michael be Jordan.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    A foul, almost unholy experience. I feel we had a peek behind closed curtains—red drapes that should’ve remained unbothered—and behind them: a story that should’ve remained sterile from our curious eyes. But Lynch sheds light on a victim's story. He reminds us she was her own person, however flawed, not just the pristine, sometimes fabricated memory of those who grieved her; that she won and lost her own battles before a fateful end; that she had her own voice. Fire…

Recent reviews

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers


    Nothing beats thinking you can’t possibly love a film more than you already do, only to be proven wrong after seeing it for the first time on a big screen.

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction


    Scalding, sharp, sidesplitting, scathing—this will be the talk of the town in time, and deservedly so.

Popular reviews

  • Midsommar



    Midsommar mixtape

    1. “Take My Breath Away”  ‪4:17 | Berlin
    2. “Toxic” 3:19 | Britney Spears
    3. “Get Another Boyfriend” 3:05‬ | Backstreet Boys
    4. “Jump” ‪4:02‬ | Van Halen
    5. “Country Pie” ‪1:37‬ | Bob Dylan
    6. “U Can't Touch This” 4:16‬ | MC Hammer
    7. “One Dance” 2:54‬ | Drake
    8. “Dancing Queen” 3:50‬ | ABBA
    9. “Crying in the Club” 3:36‬ | Camila Cabello
    10. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” 3:13‬ | Taylor Swift

  • Cam



    If directors were cam girls

    Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

    Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

    Chazelle: jazz for me baby 

    Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

    Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise. ;)

    Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up 

    Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning…