Favorite films

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • If Beale Street Could Talk

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  • Prey

    ★★★½

  • Total Recall

    ★½

  • Total Recall

    ★★★½

  • Not Okay

    ★★★

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  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★

    Not sure if Zoey Deutch being stupidly hot in this and absolutely killing her role was worth the mental toll her despicable, irredeemable character took on me. Made me cringe out of my skin and want to crawl into a hole. But that was the film’s intention and oh, did they pull it off so well.

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    Pardon my French but this was 110% my shit—it appeased my childhood wonder, the curiosity for the unexplained of my adolescence, and my passion for cinema as an adult. Jordan went full Speeleberg and I’m here for it.

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Midsommar mixtape

    1. “Take My Breath Away”  ‪4:17 | Berlin
    2. “Toxic” 3:19 | Britney Spears
    3. “Get Another Boyfriend” 3:05‬ | Backstreet Boys
    4. “Jump” ‪4:02‬ | Van Halen
    5. “Country Pie” ‪1:37‬ | Bob Dylan
    6. “U Can't Touch This” 4:16‬ | MC Hammer
    7. “One Dance” 2:54‬ | Drake
    8. “Dancing Queen” 3:50‬ | ABBA
    9. “Crying in the Club” 3:36‬ | Camila Cabello
    10. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” 3:13‬ | Taylor Swift
    11.…

  • Cam

    Cam

    ★★★½

    If directors were cam girls

    Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

    Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

    Chazelle: jazz for me baby 

    Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

    Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise. ;)

    Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up 

    Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning…