• Old

    Old

    ★★

    M night Shyamalan is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★★

    Pazuzu is a polyglot king

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    This is performance art!

  • L.A. Confidential

    L.A. Confidential

    ★★★★

    Pigs will be pigs! 🐷

  • Scream

    Scream

    i’m not prone to hyperbole but i would rather be waterboarded than have to sit through this ever again not to be dramatic or anything

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    First time logging anything in nearly a year :'D

    A puzzle within a puzzle.

    Watched the restored version at the IFC theater in Greenwich Village.

    Right before the movie started, they played a video that Lynch recorded of himself talking to his camera à la “David Lynch Weather Report” and it had the whole theater cracking up… I love this man so much!!

    I used to have a hard time with this movie but that was before depression kicked my…

  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★★

    this is actually a documentary depicting the terrifying real-life throes of human pregnancy

  • Still Walking

    Still Walking

    ★★★★★

    such is life! :')

  • Wild Strawberries

    Wild Strawberries

    ★★★★

    this film makes me want to die but in a good way

  • Late Spring

    Late Spring

    ★★★

    these past few weeks have been absolute hell for me, i haven’t felt this unhappy in a while and this film didn’t help at all ❤️
    in fact i’m more depressed than i was before i watched it ❤️
    i love torturing myself ❤️

    Alexa play First Love / Late Spring by Mitski ☝️😔💔

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★

    i just have to say that satanic philosophy is cool as hell, and it’s kind of demoralizing to see horror films perverting satanism so often :/

    i promise you guys we don’t skin cats, drink virgin blood, or sacrifice newborns haha… unless…?😳

    but seriously, misrepresentation aside, this third installment kinda sucked… wouldn’t recommend watching it. instead, might i interest anyone in reading The Satanic Bible by our lord and savior Anton LaVey? 𖤐 😈 𖤐

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★

    not perfect by any means, but it was one of my favorite movies as a kid, so I still like it a lot !

    and though a few things about it feel dated, it still does a great job at wryly tackling slut-shaming. i commend this film for playing a role in why i grew up to be such a sex-positive person ^_^

    and Emma Stone is so charming !! why does she have so many detractors 😡 you guys just hate girlbosses😔