• Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.


    Jankel Morton Cut: Not better, but also not really a new cut. Just felt like watching a workprint where they were sorting out timings of jokes and character beats to omit. It for sure has more stuff (RAP!), but nothing to really alter the fabric of whatever this movie is.

  • Pompeii


    Like Hollywood ate some bad money and had to poo it all out really quickly.

  • Knight and Day

    Knight and Day


    5 star experience

  • Gambit


    Like the original except its total fucking dog shit.

  • Enemy



    Confounding yet interesting. I can't say I got anything from it but it leaves you thinking.

  • No Holds Barred

    No Holds Barred


    Three star film, four star experience

  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona


    A perfect storm of Cage accents, hair and comedy. This is a great Coen Bros movie with an exceptional supporting cast.

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    Big, dum and full of fun. One of the better performances by Nic Cage's hair in a movie.

  • Fire Birds

    Fire Birds


    Nicolas Cage in the Top Gun knock off you didn't know existed. Tommy Lee Jones gives an exceptional performance with a fudgsicle. It's silly, stupid and great.

  • Leaving Las Vegas

    Leaving Las Vegas


    A haunting portrait of alcoholism. A filthy movie that leaves you dirty with an unquestionable, incredible Cage performance.

  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss


    Pure CAGE.