Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending ★★

Mila Kunis plays dress-up in space, almost marries her son, gets a cool tattoo, the Wachowskis dub cheesy generic fantasy music over Dark Souls II gameplay, and for some reason, we're introduced to the universe's ugliest pretty boy and apparently he can only whisper or scream (there is literally ZERO in-between with this fucking guy).

That's all I got out of it, though I'd watch forgettable trash like this over Guardians of the Galaxy any day.

Scav Hunt #53 | 7/31 | Task #14

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