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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Drive
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • Magnolia

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  • Stillwater

    ★★★★

  • The Ruins

    ★½

  • Passing

    ★★★★

  • Jackie

    ★★★★½

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  • Stillwater

    Stillwater

    ★★★★

    i can count on one hand how many breaths i took during the first 2 hours of runtime. i easily paced at least a 10k around my apartment, i’m still catching my breath. also, i haven’t seen this mentioned anywhere but asghar farhadi’s influence is all over this thing.

  • The Ruins

    The Ruins

    The sun-bleached production looks way too good for a movie this dumb. Amputation scene was crazy though.

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★½

    Channeling the hyper-kinetic speculoris of Tim Curry in Clue, Daniel Craig brought this one to life at the speed of dark matter meets long-draw Einstein. A world-class whodunnit, with a screenplay every bit as sharp as I would come to expect from Rian Johnson. I left in awe. Fuck Hat Guy.

  • Elf

    Elf

    preemptively, fuck this film and all of its “do you watch the office?” headass fans.